Why are you better than cornbread?
How old are ya?
Where do you live?
What does "mash" mean?
Push Something
A way to serve potatos
A bad 70's sitcom
What does fixin' mean?
What does might could mean?
Do you have any chittlins?
Yep
No
Not that I know of
Do you do drugs?
Yep
No
Not that I know of
Sex?
Male
Female
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite song?
What's the date if you win?
How much money is in your wallet or pocket right now?
Do you have all your teeth?
Yep
No
When you bend over, does butt crack show?
Yep
No
Not that I know of
Have you or anyone in your family ever consumated marriage with another family member?
Yep
No
Not that I know of
Have you ever been convicted of a crime more serious than a minor traffic violation?
Yep
No
Not that I know of
Why is it not wise to pee in the wind?
Any last ditch sales efforts?